Adapted from this post.
- “Come over here and make me.”
- “Have you lost your damn mind!?”
- “Please, don’t leave.”
- “Do you…well…I mean…I could give you a massage?”
- “Wait a minute. Are you jealous?”
- “Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?”
- “I almost lost you.”
- “Wanna bet?”
- “Don’t you ever do that again!”
- “Teach me how to play?”
- “Don’t you dare throw that snowba—goddammit!”
- “I think we need to talk.”
- “Kiss me.”
- “Hey, I’m with you, okay? Always.”
- “So, I found this waterfall…”
- “It could be worse.”
- “Looks like we’ll be trapped for a while…”
- “This is without a doubt the stupidest plan you’ve ever had. Of course I’m in.”
- “The paint’s supposed to go where?”
- “You need to wake up because I can’t do this without you.”
- “We’re in the middle of a thunderstorm and you wanna stop and feel the rain?”
- “I’ve seen the way you look at me when you think I don’t notice.”
- “Just once.”
- “You’re the only one I trust to do this.”
- “I can’t believe you talked me into this.”
- “I got you a present.”
- “I’m pregnant.”
- “Marry me?”
- “I thought you were dead.”
- “It’s not what it looks like…”
- “You lied to me.”
- “I think I’m in love with you and I’m terrified.”
- “Please don’t do this.”
- “If you keep looking at me like that we won’t make it to a bed.”
- “You heard me. Take. It. Off.”
- “I wish I could hate you.”
- “Wanna dance?”
- “You fainted…straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention you didn’t have to go to such extremes.”
- “Hey! I was gonna eat that!”
- “Have I entered an alternate universe or did you really just crack a smile for me?”
- “You did all of this for me?”
- “I swear it was an accident.”
- “YOU DID WHAT?!”
- “If you die, I’m gonna kill you.”
- “Tell me a secret.”
- “Hey, have you seen the..? Oh.”
- “No one needs to know.”
- “Boo.”
- “Well this is awkward…”
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- “Just a little while longer.”
- “Can you come tuck me in?”
- “Come on, I’ll tuck you in.”
- “Did you sleep okay last night?”
- “C’mon, read me something! Just like old times.”
- “Is that my shirt?”
- “Can we stay in tonight?”
- “Will you stay with me?”
- “Shh, it’s okay.”
- “Go to sleep, go to sleep.”
- “Hold my hand.”
- “C’mere, it’s alright.”
- “You’re fine.”
- “You’re apart of the family.”
- “Hug?”
- “Gimme a kiss!”
- “Can I snuggle with you?”
- “Your breakfast is getting cold!”
- “Tickle, tickle, tickle!”
- “I got you something!”
- “No, go back to sleep.”
- “What are you smiling about?”
- “He’s such a downer.”
- “Here, I’ll zip you up.”
- “Do you want me to read to you?”
- “I know a lullaby. Think that’ll help you sleep?”
- “Turn around!”
- “Your tie is crooked.”
- “I have no idea what you’re talking about.”
- “Can we get a dog?”
- “I love you.”
- “Time for your bath.”
- “You first.”
- “Lemme wash your hair.”
- “Stop squirming!”
- “My turn!”
- “Mind if I move a bit closer?”
- “Can I stay the night?”
- “Don’t you dare go outside without a coat.”
- “They forgot to flush!”
- “Come here!”
- “Mom! They’re being mean!”
- “Dad! They’re being mean!”
- “Help! They’re being mean!”
- “Think we can play a board game later?”
- “Don’t be so mean to them, you understand me?”
- “Watch your tone!”
- “Here. I’ll do it for you. Give me the tie.”
- “Don’t slam the door!”
- “Eat your greens.”
- “Stop playing with your food.”
- “Your room looks like a cyclone ran through it.”
- “Happy Birthday!”
- “They sing like a goddamn crow.”
- “Don’t sass me, young lady.”
- “Don’t sass me, young man.”
- “Don’t sass me, little one.”
- “I don’t like kissing them.”
- “I was gone for ten fucking minutes!”
- “Read to me.”
- “What is going on?”
- “You’re crazy, but I like that.”
- “Hey, watch out for them, okay?”
- “I got the last slice of pizza. I’m gonna have to throw it up for you to get it.”
- “We’re out of milk again!”
- “Who wants a hearty breakfast?”
- “Back in my day….”
- “They’re my annoying younger sibling.”
- “We don’t need another kid.”